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A new song parody titled "Can't afford to drive my car" by Steve Bryant.

Have you seen the price at the pump lately? Of course you have. We are paying out the butt our dear elected representatives are holding what they call "hearings" in Washington where they pimp and preen on TV and yell at Big Oil executives. Meanwhile these same disingenuous crooks are doing everything they can to jack UP the price of gasoline. They vote against drilling in existing proven oil reserves and new nuclear power plants. Oh yes THANK YOU congress and as you prevent any solution the China and Cuba will be drilling off the coast of Florida. Yes thank you for saving all that oil for them.

 
 
 
 

Can’t Afford to Drive My Car
A Parody of Drive My Car by the Beatles
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant

 
 
 

Asked the candidates about gasoline.

 

I said it cost too much, the price is obscene.

 

I fill my tank and it makes my blood boil.

 

And the candidates keep taking money from big oil.

 

 

 

Can’t afford to drive my car.

 

Costs too much to go that far.

 

The candidates are so bizarre.

 

They think that we’re stupid.

 

 

 
 

Obama says we have Congress to blame.

 

Suspend federal tax, say Hillary and McCain

 

All three want us to use ethanol.

 

Make the price of corn of corn so high, the economy will stall.

 

 

 

Can’t afford to drive my car.

 

Costs too much to go that far.

 

The candidates are so bizarre.

 

They think that we’re stupid.

 

 

 

Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!

 

 

 

Can’t afford to drive my car.

 

Costs too much to go that far.

 

The candidates are so bizarre.

 
 

They think that we’re stupid.


 

The candidates should start right away.

 

Drop the price of gas before the end of the day.

 

They’re too busy with the campaign.

 

And they’re so rich; they don’t ever have to complain.

 

 

 

Can’t afford to drive my car.

 

Costs too much to go that far.

 

The candidates are so bizarre.

 

They think that we’re stupid.

 

 

 

Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!

 

Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!

 

Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!

 

Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re screwed!

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21 March 2019