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"It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." - George S. Patton, Jr. |
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Message Board Jerkoff |
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Sunday, 25 March 2007 |
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You've all seen people try to dominate message boards before. This parody by Steve Bryant gives it right back. It's timely as well as sort of an inside joke around here.
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Smart ass comebacks |
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Saturday, 24 March 2007 |
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2006
I've seen a couple of these before 2006 but they are still very funny.
SMART ASS ANSWER #6
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like
dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
"Yes or no," she replied.
SMART ASS ANSWER #5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check
tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and
he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she
said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."
SMART ASS ANSWER #4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock
boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No
ma'am, they're dead."
SMART ASS ANSWER #3
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop
said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When
the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket.
SMART ASS ANSWER #2
A
truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right
ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for
miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got
stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge
and ran out of gas."
SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now
class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I
might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness,
or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses
whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised
his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
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entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is
restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head
and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand."
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Divest Terror site |
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Tuesday, 20 March 2007 |
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Divest Terror Mission Statement
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| Do you own stock in companies that do business with state sponsors of terrorism? |
Throughout our history, Americans have risen to
the challenge of defending our beloved country and our liberty.
Following the 9/11 attacks, however, most Americans felt powerless to
respond to the tragic attacks in New York and Washington, DC. Powerless
to express meaningfully their outrage. Powerless to help defeat
terrorism. What we did not realize -- until now -- was that each and
every one of us actually can play a pivotal role in winning the War on
Terror. How? By demanding that our public and private pensions plans,
college endowments, individual retirement account managers, 401(k)
plans, and other investment vehicles exploit the leverage represented
by investments in publicly traded companies that operate in
terrorist-sponsoring states. In a unified front, we should make the
pledge that "This is my money and it will not go to support terror."
DivestTerror.org is a nationwide campaign aimed at some 400 public
companies worldwide that are providing revenues, technology and moral
cover to governments that sponsor terrorism.
The primary objective of this campaign is to
force governments to choose between their sponsorship of terrorism and
critical partnerships with publicly traded firms.
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It seems the great state of Pennsylvania shows up on the list!
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Dennis Miller Show will air in Philly |
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Tuesday, 20 March 2007 |
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The new Dennis Miller Show will be cleared by Westwood One Radio in Philadelphia on WNTP 990-AM. Miller replaces Mike Savage and will run in the 9pm to midnight slot. Savage is also carried on WILM in Wilmington Delaware from 7 to 10 pm.
The show starts on March 26th.
Show website - http://www.dennismillerradio.com/
Comment here on the forums
Press release and new station lineup follow ...
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Cat vs. Dog diaries |
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Tuesday, 13 March 2007 |
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Pet owners whether they be dog or cat lovers will be able to identify with this bit of humor. Dogs are simple, cats are complex as these diary entries reveal. This one is spot on for my own hound and every cat lover that reads this says the same for their feline. Enjoy ...
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Signers of the Delcaration of Independence |
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Monday, 12 March 2007 |
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You've read, or heard, that
piece on the signers of the Declaration of Independence but did
you know the widely circulated version is full of holes?
Here's a corrected version researched by the Heritage
Foundation.
(Thanks to Jim Walsh for putting this) The well known, and now known to be in error,
version was researched and shot down by E. Brooke Harlowe Asst.
Prof. and Coordinator, Intl Studies major/minor Dept. of
Political Science Susquehanna University. Items like,
killed by the British or died in poverty due to the war, are not
entirely accurate.
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