| The Pandemic is getting closer now parody song |
| Funny Stuff - Steve Bryant | |||
| Monday, 11 May 2009 07:50 | |||
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The Pandemic is Closer
Lyrics follow The Pandemic is CloserA Parody of “Come a Little Bit Closer” from Jay and the Americans New lyrics by Steve Bryant In a little café, just the other side of the border, I got a case of swine flu; it came for free with my order. Came back to the old USA, Spread it around every day. Now my co-workers have it, I heard the newscaster say… The pandemic is closer, I don’t know why, It’s coming faster. Whatever it is, They’re gonna claim it’s just a man made disaster. I started to puke, I was a very sick Americano. There’s no need to worry, Said our own Janet Napolitano. I heard the President say. I was tested, but you’re all okay. And I knew I was doomed, When Geraldo started to say… The pandemic is closer, I don’t know why, It’s coming faster. Whatever it is, They’re gonna claim it’s just a man made disaster. Did it come from the pigs, or the birds, or maybe Bin Laden? I hope the CDC can find out before I start noddin’. Someone better find a good way, To stop my body’s decay, It’s another illegal that shouldn’t be allowed to stay. The pandemic is closer, I don’t know why, It’s coming faster. Whatever it is, They’re gonna claim it’s just a man made disaster.
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