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Healthcare Parody Song
Funny Stuff - Steve Bryant

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Thursday, 10 December 2009 11:23

 Healthcare Parody Song
By Steve Bryant

Steve puts it this way,

Healthcare with a holiday theme. I'm not a Conservative or Liberal, just fed up.

Healthcare Blunderland

A Parody of Winter Wonderland

New lyrics by Steve Bryant

 

Lyrics follow ...

Healthcare Blunderland

A Parody of Winter Wonderland

New lyrics by Steve Bryant

 

Healthcare costs, they keep rising.

No one cares, it’s not surprising.

On Capitol Hill,

There’s a stupid bill.

Promising some really bad health care.

 

Wait a year to see a doctor.

Pelosi said, it didn’t shock her.

It’s way too damn long,

Harry Reid is just wrong.

Promising some really bad health care.

 

The Senate and the Congress are competing.

Deciding who will live and who will die.

Now we know our lives are really fleeting.

The rules of common sense just don’t apply.

 

Maybe we should conspire,

Before we all join the choir.

We’re very afraid,

Of the plans that they made,

Promising some really bad health care.

 

The Senate and the Congress are competing.

I think we should vote the bastards out.

Each and every one of them is cheating,

They don’t know what bill is all about.

 

It’s our health that they’re killin’,

They don’t care, it’s just chillin’,

The whole thing’s a sham,

They don’t give a damn.

Promising some really bad health care.

 
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