Have you seen the price at the pump lately? Of course you have. We are paying out the butt our dear elected representatives are holding what they call "hearings" in Washington where they pimp and preen on TV and yell at Big Oil executives. Meanwhile these same disingenuous crooks are doing everything they can to jack UP the price of gasoline. They vote against drilling in existing proven oil reserves and new nuclear power plants. Oh yes THANK YOU congress and as you prevent any solution the China and Cuba will be drilling off the coast of Florida. Yes thank you for saving all that oil for them.
Can’t Afford to Drive My Car
A Parody of Drive My Car by
the Beatles
New Lyrics by Steve Bryant
Asked the candidates about
gasoline.
I said it cost too much, the
price is obscene.
I fill my tank and it makes
my blood boil.
And the candidates keep
taking money from big oil.
Can’t afford to drive my
car.
Costs too much to go that
far.
The candidates are so
bizarre.
They think that we’re
stupid.
Obama says we have Congress
to blame.
Suspend federal tax, say
Hillary and McCain
All three want us to use
ethanol.
Make the price of corn of
corn so high, the economy will stall.
Can’t afford to drive my
car.
Costs too much to go that
far.
The candidates are so
bizarre.
They think that we’re
stupid.
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re
screwed!
Can’t afford to drive my car.
Costs too much to go that
far.
The candidates are so
bizarre.
They think that we’re
stupid.
The candidates should start
right away.
Drop the price of gas before
the end of the day.
They’re too busy with the
campaign.
And they’re so rich; they
don’t ever have to complain.
Can’t afford to drive my
car.
Costs too much to go that
far.
The candidates are so
bizarre.
They think that we’re
stupid.
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re
screwed!
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re
screwed!
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re
screwed!
Beep beep'm beep beep…we’re
screwed!
