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A very special song for Iranian president Ahmadinejad on his trip to the USA.
By Steve Byrant
Lyrics follow
with apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein
Verse 1
Ahmadinejad, he hates America, that’s plain.
He says calm your fears,
there are no queers,
In Iran, he really is insane.
Ahmadinejad, he lies with
each and every word,
Wants a big A- Bomb, to drop
on your mom,
Claims that the Holocaust
never occurred.
He’s nothing but a blood
sucking leech,
Who just peed on our Freedom
of Speech.
Yes, he’s a turd,
He’s ugly and absurd.
He’s just like Hitler,
Except he’s not quite that cuddly,
Ahmadinejad, go away.
Verse 2
Ahmadinejad, his name sounds
like a bad disease.
It could make you puke, he
might have a nuke
He’s a pile of poop and
worthless sleaze
Ahmadinejad, he's so damned
easy to despise.
Make him eat some pork,
before he leaves New
York,
Put a bullet right between
his eyes.
We know he’s a steaming pile
of poo
Since his speech, the whole
world knows it too.
He’s just obscene, maybe
he’s a closet queen.
He’d be the only gay man
who’s living in Tehran,
Ahmadinejad, drop dead!
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