The 2009 Award for "You lying cheating son of a bitch." goes out to none other than Tiger Woods for carrying on a 31 month affair ... while married ... and posing to all the world as a squeaky clean, all American, golf idol and living legend.

You had it all Tiger.  Fame, fortune, a pretty wife, millions of adoring fans.  But that wasn't enough.  A little poontang on the side is what you wanted.  You brought something unclean into bed with your wife.  You lied.  You cheated on your marriage.

From his statement...

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone. 

Gee ya think?  You went far beyond not being true to your values and as long as you make money off of public attention the public will decide whether or not this stays behind closed doors.

Oh, BTW, hope everything works out fine, good luck.