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John McCain Parody Song

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Category: Steve Bryant

John McCain parody sung to the tune of Penny Lane from the Beatles

(New lyrics by Steve Bryant)

 

John McCain (A parody of Penny Lane from the Beatles)

(New lyrics by Steve Bryant)

 

John McCain likes to pretend he’s a conservative.

Although he doesn’t really follow party lines.

He helped increase the broadcaster’s fines,

His head sure shines.

 

John McCain said we should give illegals amnesty

Several times he cast a vote against tax cuts.

And while it’s clear he has a lot of guts.

He could still be nuts, or at least a putz.

 

John McClain is pretty old and quite confused.

Conservatives feel like they’ve been abused,

He’s winning, meanwhile back,

 

With John McCain sometimes he uses rather nasty words.

If you make him mad he’ll tell you where to go.

Using words that you already know,

You can’t say them, though, on the radio.

 

John McClain is pretty old and quite confused.

Conservatives feel like they’ve been abused,

He’s winning, meanwhile back,

 

With Russell Feingold, John McCain wrote up a brand new law.

And it was passed although it limited free speech.

It was a flagrant First Amendment breach,

He is such a leach.

 

John McCain wants to keep fighting over in Iraq.

He thinks that we will have to be there from now on.

And he wants to attack Iran,

Are his brains all gone, we should say so long.

 

John McClain is pretty old and quite confused.

Conservatives feel like they’ve been abused,

He’s winning, meanwhile back…

 

John McClain is pretty old and quite confused.

Conservatives feel like they’ve been abused,

John McCain. 

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