A very special song for Iranian president Ahmadinejad on his trip to the USA.
By Steve Byrant
with apologies to Rogers and Hammerstein
Verse 1
Ahmadinejad, he hates America, that’s plain.
He says calm your fears, there are no queers,
In Iran, he really is insane.
Ahmadinejad, he lies with each and every word,
Wants a big A- Bomb, to drop on your mom,
Claims that the Holocaust never occurred.
He’s nothing but a blood sucking leech,
Who just peed on our Freedom of Speech.
Yes, he’s a turd,
He’s ugly and absurd.
He’s just like Hitler,
Except he’s not quite that cuddly,
Ahmadinejad, go away.
Verse 2
Ahmadinejad, his name sounds like a bad disease.
It could make you puke, he might have a nuke
He’s a pile of poop and worthless sleaze
Ahmadinejad, he's so damned easy to despise.
Make him eat some pork, before he leaves New York,
Put a bullet right between his eyes.
We know he’s a steaming pile of poo
Since his speech, the whole world knows it too.
He’s just obscene, maybe he’s a closet queen.
He’d be the only gay man who’s living in Tehran,
Ahmadinejad, drop dead!
