Fun, Fun, Fun, Oy!
(A Steve Bryant parody of Brian Wilson’s Fun, Fun, Fun)
Drunk driving was bad enough, but then Mel Gibson allegedly followed it up with an anti-Semitic tirade. Nice move, ace. While you may get the drinking under control, there is no non-lethal cure for bigotry!
Lyrics:
Well you got into your car; you were drunker than Oxana Baiul, now.
When the sheriff pulled you over, you just acted like a stumbling fool, now.
They put you in some handcuffs and you really, really lost your cool, now.
Then you had fun, fun, fun, when you finally got to blame all the Jews.
Well, you thought you were something when you made the Passion of the Christ, now.
But you’re just an anti-Semite, and it’s finally time that you paid the price now.
If you think that we’ll forget it, then you’re really gonna have to think twice now.
‘Cause you had fun, fun, fun, when you finally got to blame all the Jews.
We knew all along that you truly must be some kind of flake, now.
We had with you Hollywood types; we’ve swallowed all we can take now.
If there were any justice, they would put you in the oven to bake, now.
‘Cause you had fun, fun, fun, when you finally got to blame all the Jews.