Town Hall Parody
It's been a really rough summer politically. The latest disaster is the so-called Health Care Reform Act which has nothing to do with health care or reform but has ignited a firestorm of debate. Along with well-intentioned citizens some extreme viewpoints on both ends have presented themselves. This parody deals with all of that.
TowTown Hall
A Parody of “Downtown”
New lyrics by Steve Bryant
When you’re alone and healthcare’s making you worry
Try to speak your mind.
Town Hall.
When someone speaks just shout them down in a hurry,
Tell them where to go,
Town Hall.
Just listen to the newscasters on Fox and CNN,
CNN will say you’re crazy, Fox will cry “amen!”
You’re gonna lose.
Be careful, they might accost ya,
Wear your Brooks Brother’s suit, remember your Swastika,
Town Hall,
Congressmen come to preach,
Town Hall,
Lose your Freedom of Speech,
Town Hall,
Everything’s going to Hell.
Don’t hang around,
They’ll arrest you for loitering.
If you should go,
Town Hall.
You probably know,
A safer place you can go,
Where it’s better than,
Town Hall.
The people who thought up the plan were probably high on drugs.
The other side’s not helping, when they’re acting just like thugs.
Everyone’s screwed
Be careful, they might accost ya,
Wear your Brooks Brother’s suit, remember your Swastika,
Town Hall,
Congressmen come to preach,
Town Hall,
Loose your Freedom of Speech,
Town Hall,
Everything’s going to Hell.
And you might find somebody there
Who claims that they respect you.
They might have H1N1
And possibly infect you.
You won’t get well.
Be careful, they might accost ya,
Wear your Brooks Brother’s suit, remember your Swastika,
Town Hall,
Congressmen come to preach,
Town Hall,
There’s no freedom of speech,
Town Hall,
Everything’s going to Hell.
