It's a Dom G Paradise - A RadioSpoof Parody Song
Lyrics by PhillyTalk and Steve Bryant (sung to the tune of Gangsta's Paradise)
Having fun with Dom Giordano from his days on WPHT 1210-AM
Background music for the Lyrics below
Verse One:
As I turn on the radio and scan 'cross the dial
I tune in a dude who never, ever seems to smile
The deal in his 'hood has gone completely wrong
And he misses the times that he knows are long gone
But he's never been the kind to see the empty cup
He stands tall, talks proud, he ain't never givin' up
'Cause Dom's got a plan and he always walks the walk
Punks, perps, and liberals gonna get outlined in chalk
A new day is here a new freedom is dawning
With all of Dom's minions standing and applauding…fool
All of Dom G's homies wanna be like the man
His Bible in one hand, a magnum in the other
Plotting his moves, praying with his brother
Chorus:
His way home would be so nice
living in a Dom G. Paradise
We'll spend the rest of our lives
living in a Dom G. Paradise
He'll save the world, not think twice
living in a Dom G. Paradise
Families with both husbands and wives
living in a Dom G. Paradise
Verse Two:
Sees the problems in this town
His eye twitches, sports a frown
Gonna clean up this mess
With his bro' John Lawless
He's down with Philly, D.C., and LA
Look's good on TV, spits on O.J.
He's an educated fool with reform on his mind
Got some green in his pocket from the radio grind
Always has work, just a solid right wing jerk
His homies listen each and every night
They're ready to learn and able to fight
He's had it with the vermin, the rats, and lice
Gonna make this town a Dom G. Paradise
Rep. Lawless
Chorus Two:
Wake up and you all will see
A world much better, ruled by Dom G.
No meat or chicken, only rice
living in a Dom G Paradise
He's a Vegan, he pays the price
living in a Dom G. Paradise
No Big Macs, Whoppers, or super-sized fries
living in a Dom G. Paradise
Eating like this he can't be nice
living in a Dom G. Paradise
Verse Three:
No matter where they put him, he has the power
On radio and TV, growing stronger every hour
He's a teacher at heart, Big Talker by trade
Rumors of the mob, so say that he was made
Doesn't matter punk, you've run out of luck
Here comes Dom G with his virtual talk truck
Lay down, take your medicine, you ain't never getting' in
It's Dom's way or the highway, time to pay for your sin
Like Galilee long ago our savior is here
The answer, as he sees it, is so very clear
Chorus Three:
Limited rights, watch freedom's demise
living in a Dom G. paradise
We'll bow down, we won't think twice
living in a Dom G. paradise
We'll be thankful, like hungry mice
Living in a Dom G. Paradise
We'll spend the rest of our lives
living in a Dom G. Paradise
Everyone will come to see
They'll be better in a world by Dom G.
Don't cry or do a cross we will nail thee
You'll be happy in a world ruled by Dom G.
Original Lyrics by Coolio, phrasing, layout and incidental words borrowed from Gangsta's Paradise with inspiration from Weird Al's "Amish Paradise"
Created sometime around 1999. Audio converted and reuploaded here in 2022.
