SuperSelfAbsorbedTalkHostAndShamelessSelfPromoter
New Lyrics by PhillyTalk and Steve Bryant
Super Self Absorbed Talk Host And Shameless Self Promoter
Used to be Conservative, now he’s a liberal vote
When they syndicated him it really revved his motor
SuperSelfAbsorbedTalkHostAndShamelessSelfPromoter!
Like Fidel, he speaks about Obama like they’re friends
He wants to be on TV but he always breaks the lens
Most of us don’t understand just how he got his power.
They say he’s hard to work with and he’s always very dour.
Wanna be on TV, that’s no lie,
Wanna be on TV, that’s no lie.
Wanna be on TV, that’s no lie,
Wanna be on TV, that’s no lie.
He always talks about himself and how he loves cigars.
Listening to his show is worse than coming down with SARS.
If you listen long enough you’ll have to take a nap.
When you wake up you’ll find out your brain has turned to crap.
SuperSelfAbsorbedTalkHostAndShamelessSelfPromoter
Used to be Conservative, now he’s a liberal voter
When they syndicated him it really revved his motor.
SuperSelfAbsorbedTalkHostAndShamelessSelfPromoter!
SuperSelfAbsorbedTalkHostAndShamelessSelfPromoter
Used to be Conservative, now he’s a liberal voter
When they syndicated him it really revved his motor.
SuperSelfAbsorbedTalkHostAndShamelessSelfPromoter!
